Joanna Krupa Hot and Cleavy and Prophylactic All Over

Sextastic housewife and model Joanna Krupa and a condom promotional event seems like a no-brainer for making some sexually charged, provocative, catty statement about wanting to have rounds and rounds of spent condom fun time with Joanna. Or how now that I have the glove, how about some sweaty fruit glazed love, Joanna? Or maybe mentioning that my entire body is ribbed for her pleasure.

No, I'd rather mention the charity component of this event, and what a swell person Joanna is for being a supportive member of the charity. And speaking of supporting swollen members... ah, Durex. Enjoy.