Joanna Krupa Bikini Top For the Bump, Set, and Spike of Our Loins

We do so dig Chi-town hottie Joanna Krupa, on our top ten list of hottest Polish-Americans and our top five list of girls we'd like to lay nekkid with in a bear skin run during a multiple day power outage in our anonymously rented cabin in the woods of Northern Michigan with no other means of survival save for constant, torrid, making of the sexy. That is quite a list.

When we heard there was going to be a volleyball game composed of model hotties down in Miami (and why not compose such a game?) and that Joanna Krupa would be spiking balls across the sand, well, our own personal set of Mikasas got all warm and tingly with anticipation of seeing Joanna in her bikini top, getting sweaty, as she will someday soon in that bear skin. And she did not disappoint. So wonderfully windy-city hot. We do lust. Enjoy.

Oh, did we happen to mention that super hottie and our up and coming sensation pick of 2012, Nina Agdal, was also in attendance at the celeb hottie volleyball game? Yes, I know, we weren't invited either.