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Jil Zeletzki, Emma Kroeg, and Julia Wulff Sexy Rollerblades

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aldo-vallon - August 22, 2017

 Now this is what I like to see. These are the kinds of people we need to be strapping roller skates to. Enough with these middle aged men with their Peter Pan complexes, trying to get back their youth by skating around parking lots or sidewalks. We need more vixens with this type of mobility so that they can get around quicker thereby making themselves visible to more people. See, it is actually quite altruistic of them. I would like to think that when the first man strapped wheels to the bottom of shoes this was his goal. Mobile boobs.

I see these women are living life on the edge by wearing no safety gear. My mother would not be pleased, so I will think twice about showing her. For women who make their living off of their looks, this really is quite the risk. I knew a kid who would hold onto his dog's leash when he was on his rollerblades. Well, one time he hit some gravel and fell, but did not let go of the leash right away. He ended up looking like Twoface. That is just one example of what these women are risking for the sake of some summer fun.

 

Photo Credit: Marco Rothenburger

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