Jessica Simpson’s Boobs are a Hand Full

Why is it the gay guy always get to feel up women's breasts without any consequences. I mean, every time I try to grab a random girl's breasts, it never ends well, but because those guys are gay, it's okay because it's "not sexual." Whatever. Here's Jessica Simpson's breast being grabbed by her stylist / gay best friendwho gets payed to hang out with her. I guess it's been a while since Jess has gotten any, so a little contact is better than none. They are tremendous boobs, though - check out that cleavage. Can't blame a guy (even a gay guy) for trying.

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