Jessica Simpson Assumes the Position

Okay, so these pictures of Jessica Simpson crawling into her SUV on all fours wou'd be a lot hotter if instead of an SUV it was her bedroom, and instead of being fully clothed she was completely naked, and instead of a paparazzi picture it was a sex tape, but you can't always get what you want. Still, sometimes it's fun to imagine.

Actually, Jessica was crawling into her car because she was pretty loaded, aka smashed, aka sauced, aka drunk. Boyfriend Tony Romo was also there to make sure the tipsy Simpson made it home alright. What happened after that is up to your imagination...

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