bill-swift - August 30, 2006
So, the big news today is that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are the new hot Hollywood couple. You may remember John Mayer from such one hit wonders as "Your Body is a Wonderland" and, hmm.... Moving along, People magazine claims they have a source who revealed the top secrety news.
"She's tiptoeing back into the dating world," a source tells PEOPLE. "It's the first stage. She's never been happier."
Simpson is currently in New York promoting her new album, A Public Affair, which was released Tuesday - although a bruised vocal cord has quashed any planned performances.
Similarly, Mayer had to cancel his Hartford, Conn., appearance with Crow on Saturday due to laryngitis, the Associated Press reported.
See that? They both have throat problems. That totally means they're doing it. But I think the real news is what the hell Jessica Simpson is wearing. She visited TRL yesterday, and she wore these two ridiculous outfits. I truly don't understand. Did she lose her sight along with her voice?
Anyway, there are lots more pictures of Jessica Simpson looking ridiculous after the jump.
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