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Jessica Goicoechea Cleavage Attending a Nomad Shoes Event

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aldo-vallon - September 25, 2017

 What kind of look was Jessica Goicoechea going for at this event? Because if she was trying to look Like Olivia Newton-John from Grease, then mission accomplished. I am already having flashback to my adolescent self having strange new feelings for that blonde bombshell. Although Jessica's pants could be a little tighter. It looks like she still has room in the legs for her there to be air. That is simply unacceptable. If she is trying to make a believable cosplay then those pants need to be so tight that they risk cutting off circulation. I want to see pants so tight that firefighters need to use the jaws of life in order to cut them off. I am sure scissors could do a better job at cutting fabric but it would not seem anywhere near as dramatic so I think we should stick with the jaws of life. I have always been one to go with the theatrics when I have had the opportunity. One time I broke up with a girl by lip singing Reo Speedwagon's Time For Me to Fly and holding up sparklers.   

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News



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