Jessica Chastain Is Cleavy At “Salome And Wilde Salome” Screening

The lovely Jessica Chastain showed off more than her acting talent at a screening for the film Salome and Wilde Salome. Jessica has quite a nice rack, which she was kind enough to let us all see in a yellow dress that was cut down almost to her navel. The result was some cleavage for the ages. I think I'll be telling my grandkids about this cleav, it's that good. Jessica's ta-tas are lovely and plump, like two ginger melons. Some people don't like redheads because they have a reputation for being kind of crazy and are susceptible to sunburns. While it's true that the one redhead I dated tried to run me over with a car, (not a joke), I think it was worth it.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, Jessica I'm here for you no matter your debilitating lack of skin pigmentation.