Jessica Chastain Busting Out For ‘Miss Sloane’ Premiere

Jessica Chastain seems to be in about forty movies a year these days. She's the go-to redhead for motion pictures requiring a hot thespianic who can also act a good lick. This is a very good thing, in both quantity and quality. Because not only does Jessica wind up in tank tops in most of her film roles, but she shows up sextastic big time glamorous for her inevitable red carpet premieres.

Such is the case with Miss Sloane. I'm not even going to look that one up. I can tell by titles what movies are meant for me and which are not. It usually has to do with a comic book or child's toy name being in the title. Nevertheless, what is for me and all of my gentleman ogling friends are the underrated sweet teats of Jessica Chastain on display in regal blue. Or is that purple? I never remember when I'm lost in loofah bubble bath dreams of the mammaries of our world's most alluring celebrities. Oh, Jessica, how clean we'd become in that tub becoming ever so dirty. You know my number. Check your restraining order. Enjoy.

 

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