Jessica Biel is Poca-Hotness

I never thought of casting Jessica Biel as a Native American Warrior Princess, but I think Disney has the right idea in giving her the role of Pocahontas. No, this isn't for a new movie, but actually Disney's new theme park ad campaign. And even though it's G-Rated, there's definitely something about seeing Jessica Biel gone native to get the blood going.

Of course, every time I've ever seen Pocahontas in an accurate historical depiction, she's topless, but somehow I don't think we're going to see Jessica Biel topless, and definitely not from Disney. Still, when it's Jessica Biel, it's hard not to turn Pocahontas into "poke that hot ass."