bill-swift - March 2, 2012
I do so like green pants on ham.
Of course, we don't need a color coded cue from the uber-sextastic Jessica Alba for the signal to begin leering, we started that ten years ago and we have never actually blinked since. Our favorite hue on the hottie happens to be flesh-tones of the exhibitionist variety, but under our Alba Anything policy, we will most certainly be staring at her butt in green pants, red pants, yellow pants, or just the pants she borrows from us quickly to cover her modesty as her husband knocks on our door looking for his wife who never came home from the Egotastic! party the night before.
Oh, how we light candles in prayer here that that last part will ever happen. Enjoy.