bill-swift - October 5, 2010
Back in fourth grade, there was this screwy kid named Chester Frost who liked to play with fire. One time, Chester lit his entire hand on fire with rubber cement and while the subsequent five seconds of flaming-Chester show provided the kids on the playground some level of primal entertainment, the fallout left Chester in all types of unwellness. As the paramedics were hauling Chester away for a multi-year stint in a padded room, he smiled at me through the pain and said, 'I felt the heat'.
Okay, so maybe Chester was just a couple cards short of a full deck, or, maybe, Chester was on to something big. Maybe, each of us in our own way, need to find a way to feel the heat. Well, today, I've found mine. Jessica Alba, always a source of hotness, just turned it up about 300-kelvin notches with this spectacularly sexy videoshoot promo for GQ. When I say it's hot, I mean, it's red hot. In fact, I'm going to tempt superlatives and say this is the hottest I've ever seen Jessica Alba in moving pictures. Yep, like Chester, I've felt the heat. See if you do too.