bill-swift - March 11, 2011
I'd need several extra pairs of hands to count on the fingers the number of disturbing fetishes that I now find popping up on my Google search history. Heck, for two years my MySpace profile included the fact that I was a 'Bear', until a musical theater loving friend clued me into the fact that this didn't mean I loved to eat honey. Yet, I've never really understood the guys I know who crank their necks when pregnant women walk by and mumble something or other about 'hot mamas' and really meaning the word 'mama'. But now I'm starting to see all these Jessica Alba pictures as she throws her body into tumult and expansion in the midsection and boobal areas and wondering if I might someday be clicking new category buttons I've never clicked before on RedTube. Jessica Alba is that hot. I wonder if she loves honey too. Enjoy.
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