Jessica Simpson is a Hungry Hungry Hippo

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bill-swift - November 1, 2006

Jessica Simpson may be annoying, and a little dumb, but if there's one thing she isn't, it's anorexic. In a world of celebrities who are thinner than the credit cards they use to buy all their laxitives and cut their coke lines, it's nice to see a girl like Jessica Simpson who still has some meat on her bones.

And while it's nice to know that Jessica Simpson isn't afraid of a good, hearty meal, it would be even better if she maybe chewed with her mouth closed.