bill-swift - August 7, 2012
Jessica Alba is many things, at least, in my mind she is a lion tamer, a sadistic dentist, and a poorly-sighted naturist with a rip in the backside of her pants she doesn't recognize. But, above all else, she is one smoking hot mom.
The MILFtastic Jessica Alba took her brood of offspring we'd so desperately like to add to for a day at the park and flashed a little of her sports bra under her top, just to make sure that every dude in the park building sand castles with his kid could feel the uncomfortability automatically sensed by any dude at the park feeling warm around the lower knuckles. This is why men do not belong at parks with hot moms. It's too natural. Enjoy.