Jessica Alba Cleavetastic Dazzle for the Power of Women

There were a bunch of sextastic power ladies at the Power of Women event in Hollywood over the weekend. You had your Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman and other A-list women raking in the big screen bucks and awards. But none of them quite understood the whole Power of Woman thing quite like Jessica Alba, who came decked out in a low cut, tan-chest revealing dress for the red carpet, making all men within ogling distance turn to complete mush.

It's not that power to make men weak is the source of female power, but it does happen to be one of the primary conduits. Let's face it, a woman who can make men beg for a peak of her chesty goodness is a woman who commands a legion of mindless followers, of which for Jessica Alba, I'm proud to call myself a member of the rank and file. Sure, Jessica has a savvy business head and apparently admirable parenting skills, but her racktastic, well, that has the power to extend her rule well past environmentally sound products for new moms. The power of the sextastic is limitless. Enjoy.