Jessica Alba Chesty Tank Top On The Beach

The odds of seeing Jessica Alba strutting around in a tiny thong bikini probably diminish with each passing billions of organic diapers she sells through her company and makes her nest egg fatter and fatter. I don't blame Jessica, I just miss what a hint of desperation had to offer us by way of her uber-MILFtastic boobtastic and body. That body's still there. The will might be tempering a bit.

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That doesn't mean we're not going to track Jessica on the beach in Maui and imagine what lay underneath her tight tank top and pants. She clearly isn't going granny bathing suit any time soon. We've seen Jessica working out and enough of her body to know that she could rip off those clothes and instantly be the hottest bikini babe on the beach. Rip, Jessica, please, rip. It's already happening in my mind. Just let the moment take you away. Your kids and husband won't mind. Just tell them, a desperately horny blogger a couple thousand miles away needs this. I do, Jess, I really do. Enjoy. 

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