Jessica Alba Brings Baby Stroller Filled With Krill to Jessica Simpson Baby Shower

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bill-swift - March 19, 2012

Street-wise enough not to show up at the Jessica Simpson baby shower empty-handed, Jessica Alba smartly packed over 400 pounds of krill, the minute crustaceans that float freely in the ocean and form the centerpiece of the diet of baleen whales, into a baby stroller, walked it across a cantilevered plane built specifically for third trimester feedings, and tipped the contents of the stroller into a swimming pool where the mammoth sized Simpson floated tethered to two large vibrantly colored buoys.

We're told the feeding that ensued was a sight not soon forgotten by those in attendance.

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