Jess Wright Steps Out In A Sexy Little Mini-Skirt

Is Jess Wright the illegitimate sister of Rebecca Romijn that I was never made aware of? Because the resemblance is uncanny. If that ends up being true then it could be good news for John Stamos, if he still has any lingering feelings for the better known sibling. I know that it has been more than ten years since their split, but I imagine Rebecca is a tough woman to get over. It isn’t like John has dozens of women throwing themselves at him with no strings attached. It isn’t like they could be looking to get some of that Full House money. That would be crazy.

I have McDonald’s money in my bank account, which is way more relevant in today’s world, and I don’t have any women banging down my door. And I really do not think that it is relevant that my McDonald’s money was earned by working part-time in a restaurant, and not by being an heir to a fortune. What could a starring role on a hit show in the ‘90s pay a guy who has classic good looks? Twenty, twenty-five thousand dollars? I make way more than that in a year, so I really don’t understand Mr. Stamos’s lasting appeal.

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