aldo-vallon - November 6, 2017
I feel like such a fool. Here I was thinking smocks went out of style in high school when it was no longer cool to brag about working at a grocery store. All this time I have been dissuading women from wearing smocks when they go outside, who would have known that they could look this good? It shows off sideboob, sidebooty, and sidebelly. That is the holy trifecta right there. The smock is also a smart tactical move if the wearer is going out clothes shopping. Rather than having to fumble around with taking off and putting back on their own clothes they only need to don and doff their modern day poncho. That saves so much time it is a wonder everyone does not wear them all the time. You would effectively be putting years onto your life, so you could go back to living recklessly. Drink and smoke as much as you would like because they will just be canceling each other out. I think that is how it would work, but I would advise consulting your doctor before taking any drastic actions.
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