Jennifer Lopez Sheer Dress For Birthday Night At 1Oak

I don't even want to know the precise age of Jennifer Lopez on her latest birthday. I just know that she's still veteran wicked hot. And Jennifer knows it as well. She showed up to her birthday bash in The Hamptons dressed to kill in a sheer black number that only the Forties and Faptastic set can even imagine getting away with, let alone making every man on the island drop their jaws and let their tongues roll out. This isn't just hot, this is spectacular.

When you see a woman of J-Lo's years working her booty like a champ half her age, you have to feel nothing but respect. Well, respect and wanton lust and desire to cover her booty in jam and ask her to twerk it off. That would be a thing. Maybe for my birthday. That's the kind of thing I do think about when I blow out the candles on my cake. Jenny might have been thinking of something else. Probably five more years of being able to wear similar dresses. I'm pulling for you, Jennifer. Figurative and literally. Happy Birthday. Enjoy.

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