bill-swift - April 24, 2017
Oh, dat arse. Nobody says that but they should, especially about Faptastic and Forties dancing Latina Jennifer Lopez who still slays it over ladies half her age in the stretch pants and workout gear ensembles for a publicized gym run. Of course Jennifer can afford a private in-home trainer or workout center. But who's going to photographer her sweltering round booty there? Precisely. This is win-win and you don't even know it.
Since landing finally on A-Rod as her 2017 boyfriend, Jennifer has been working overtime to remind the world that she's one smoking hot bodied mom, complete with a workout routine to keep that world famous bottom in tip top and round shape. If you listen closely, you can hear that asstastic talking to you. It says something different to everybody. I hear the words 'milkshake' and 'I've been bad'. It truly is an alluring oracle for the ages. J-Lo, let's workout together some time. Meaning, you do squats and I'll count in a slow broken mumble made less intelligible by my drooling. Deal. Done. Enjoy.
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