Jennifer Lopez Drops a Leg Spreading Performance in Rio

Say what you want about Jennifer Lopez, about 'time for mom to retire', and yes, we hear the slams out there, but this hot MILF has still got some serious rope left in her lasso, and she was letting out some line on stage in Rio last night, where, granted, we'd likely be wearing ear plugs, and, yes, it's all lip-synched, and, yes, there are hella foppish dancers ever-encircling her (including her new boyfriend), BUT, J-Lo still owns the stage, still manages to bend her curvy body into muy desirable states of contortion, and she's still on our top 10 list of moms who need a good spanking. So, there.

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