Jennifer Lawrence Caught In Acting Class, That’s Not Really a Scandal

I could spend three hours mesmerized watching Jennifer Lawrence clip her toe nails. Not quite as exciting perhaps as seeing her slink around topless in photos I admit to nobody that I saw seventeen times over to date. The point is, Jennifer Lawrence is the ultimate girl next door. Only she doesn't live next door to me. Gretta, the tranny wig model does. She's less ultimate though I might say a very good foosball partner fill-in when money is on the line.

Jennifer Lawrence still works her craft, studies, and occasionally if we're lucky, gets snapped at her acting school, continuing her education and making me wish I'd never dropped out of drama after six grade when Susan Klingman told me I smelled like burritos. That was my scent at the time, so not unexpected. I bet working romantic scenes would be much finer with Jennifer. She probably loves burritos too. We could make love for the classroom and receive an 'A' for getting lost in character, if not many laws of nature. Happy face. Sad face. Emote. Counter-emote. I'm good to go. Enjoy.