editor - June 17, 2011
Jennifer Aniston has a history of driving men away because she's psychotically clingy and desperate, but that's all gonna change now that the guy she barely knows broke up with the girl he dated for 14 years and moved in with her.
This time is gonna be different! He's looking to settle down, Aniston is reading this perfectly!
Jennifer Aniston and new beau Justin Theroux have already taken a bold next step.
"He's living at her place in L.A.!" an insider tells Us Weekly. "And she's introducing him as her boyfriend."
Gosh, I'm surprised she hasn't already picked out thier wedding rings, ha-ha.
The couple were spotted walking in New York City yesterday wearing matching gold rings on their wedding fingers for all to see.
Hint, hint: Aniston is nuts. One night he's gonna wake up and she won't be in bed, and he'll find her in a secret room; a fully furnished nursery that he never knew was there. And she'll be in a rocking chair, holding a doll wrapped in blankets and singing lullabies to it. Jesus Christ, how many signs does this guy need.
(below is Heidi Bivens, the much better looking ex who got dumped for Aniston, along with Beardy McDouchbag, at various events)
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