elliot-wolf - April 18, 2018
Jennifer Anniston looks smoother than some freshly laundered satin sheets on a Sunday morning. I want to wrap myself in them and her. We can be like a people burrito with a smooth silky outer layer. This fantasy is the reason why I am going to enroll in chauffeur school. That man assisting Anniston out of her vehicle has no idea exactly how lucky he is. He could have been a chauffeur to so many other people on this planet but he has the privilege of catering to the only woman who really matters. I'd like to write him a letter full of kind words thanking him for keeping a wonderful woman safe every time he gets behind the wheel.
Jennifer has the amazing ability to make black not look boring. Usually black looks best at a funeral but she makes the color look a whole lot less macabre. She looks more like a million bucks sprinkled in gold with my name on it. She’s even hip enough to wear a choker. If elegantly cool was a style of dress Jen would be the queen. And every queen needs a king. I’ll let her know that I’m available for the position.
Photo Credit: Splash News
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