bill-swift - January 4, 2013
Jennifer Aniston has the lead on my in terms of sun tanning time and sexual encounters in 2013, though I do plan on catching up with her, the minute I can convince some sullen lady of my dreams to get it on at The Shady Spot tanning salon where I still hold four Groupon vouchers.
But I'm not sure my coupling selection will have quite the taut body Jennifer still manages to maintain, front and back, and show off down Cabo way on her never ending intimate bikini time romp with her boyfriend slash fiance slash future ex-husband. Now, there have been rumors for years now of Jen's sexual appetites being in the legendary-for-the-ladies category, and I suppose someday one of the boyfriends will do a tell all cry-baby confession about various groinal area injuries, but until such time, we'll just continue to ogle Jen's bikini body, and imagine ourselves the lucky bastard who gets to help rub on the aloe each evening. Enjoy.