bill-swift - May 1, 2008
What's a perfect way to ruin a nice set of Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures? Put John Mayer's douchey face in them. Yes, that's right, if you haven't heard yet, the guy who has had sex with Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Cameron Diaz (supposedly), and maybe even Mandy Moore, is now having sex with Jennifer Aniston.
Personally, I don't get it. Apparently the ladies think he's good looking, and like that he sings stupid songs. But to all us guys, he's just a lucky douchebag. It's okay, you're allowed to hate him. Now, where did I put my guitar...?
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