bill-swift - March 4, 2014
Like some of the finer things in life, nobody knows exactly where they came from. But suffice it to say these apparent Jennette McCurdy lingerie selfies are going to speed around the Interweb at the speed of light squared. I'm not sure if that's possible, but let's just say as fast as Ellen's Oscars selfies, but an infinity or so times more interesting.
We've been fans of Jennette McCurdy, the iCarly sidekick since, well, iCarly. A cutie hottie with a killer smile and a body that seems hell bent on sending her or us or both to Hell. Now, you can see much more of it. I'm sure we'll hear much more about these photos in the coming minutes, hours, and days. As well as hopes and prayers that even showier ones exist. I'm lighting candles as we speak. Enjoy.