bill-swift - April 6, 2017
When Jasmine Tosh moved from Los Angeles to Miami, I had to wonder who would provide me with all my style and fashion advice moving forward. Then I remembered it would still be Tino down at the Salvation Army. He dresses me. That's a figure of speech. Jasmine's worked herself into quite an online following for her particular advice on what to wear, where to go, and who to do it with.
I always wonder if these advice bloggers don't always omit the big missing element to their shared recommendations. That would be, look like I do in a tiny bikini on the beach in South Florida. Perfect curves, killer tan, sweet alluring female form effortlessly sashaying enhanced sweet funbags across the sand. The rest seems like it will take care of itself. I think I just cost her a half million followers. Alas, I'm too honest for this world. Jasmine, I honestly want to help you eliminate any bikini lines you might have after removing that swimsuit. That's my view of heaven. Enjoy.
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