aldo-vallon - February 22, 2018
For the record, I still stand by my recent decision to proclaim Jasmine Tookes as being hotter than Lais Ribeiro. I am the kind of man that will stick to his guns until his last dying breath, but Lais sure is making it difficult. How can it be that from one day to the next she looks exponentially hotter?
Being a two-face is not a quality that I like a woman to have. I prefer knowing exactly what I am going to get at any given time. If I was craving excitement then I would take out the meth head that is always walking around my block. She would be as likely to shank me as blow me, and with the toothless grin she is sporting it just might be worth the risk.
I’m kidding of course. The excitement of dating a meth head is nowhere near as gratifying as dating a woman who can go from looking like a model to looking like a supermodel. I have never personally experienced that feeling, but I imagine it is pretty awesome. It is like reading about the ugly duckling, but instead of it being ugly ever it instead switches between being a swan and a peacock.
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