Jadeon Stage Stretch Likes a Sextastic Armstrong for the Shizz Water

Jadeon Stage is a hip hop dancer. Which is sort of like my Cabbage Patch signature move, but slightly more contemporary. She also seems a bit more flexible than myself, but at least 140-degrees on the compass. Jadeon got water tapped to do the latest and most curvaceous 138 Water Shoot. It's not a water company, it's a bikini girls photography venture. Which for the record has far more benefits to society.

Jadeon shows off some of her more stretchable poses, proving once again that a supple woman is a good woman. I think Confucius originally said that. Maybe it was David Spade. The point is, damn, just look what she can do with that bodacious body of hers. There ought to be a law, mostly compelling it. There's a reason God invented beach binoculars. Enjoy.

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