bill-swift - December 30, 2016
Jade Olivia Gordon is know for three things. One hot body, being in the last Harry Potter movies, and being engaged or something like that to her real life Draco Malfoy husband, Tom Felton. Thankfully, for us, the last of those three seems to have come to an end. Jade has been taking bikini vacations with her beau for the past several Christmases in Miami. This year, he's nowhere to be seen and she came with her dad to the beach. That would seem to confirm online rumors of their breakup.
Do I care about other people's romantic relationships? I do not. Do I care that Jade Olivia Gordon looks incredible in a bikini and is freshly single? You know I don't even have to answer that. The black on bottom white on top bikini fit the late 20-something thespianic and stunt double stand-in to a tee. I'd like to cross that tee if Jade promises to dot my i's. None of that sounds a sexy as I'm imagining it in my mind. Trust me. Jade, call me. I'm a rebounding girls best revenge. And as always, completely free. Enjoy.
Photo credit: PacificCoastNews
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