aldo-vallon - March 14, 2018
How do you reckon Jennifer gets that shirt tucked into those pants? I mean, my pants are not nearly as tight as the pair that she is wearing and my shirt tails still bunch up something awful. And my shirts are not nearly as puffy as the one she has on. And for that matter, my butt is not nearly as big as the one that she is packing in there, so I should have at least quadruple the area inside my pants to work with. I don’t understand it. At the end of the night she probably pulls a rabbit out of there as a grand finale. I can only dream about what a rabbit must feel like.
Why was I unaware that A-Rod is dating Jennifer? What good is being a member of all of these fan clubs if they are just going to leave me uninformed and looking like an idiot? I do a good enough job of making myself look like an idiot on my own; I don’t need their help. A-Rod made a career out of hitting home runs, and just when I thought he was really going to retire he ends up hitting it out of the park again. Some guys have all the luck.
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