bill-swift - April 11, 2012
No, a Ram Quad Cab is not a sexual favor. Jennifer Lopez actually bought her rebound young boy toy and former backup dancer a Dodge Ram truck for his 25th birthday. Now, mind you, the 42-year old recently divorced Latina diva drives a Bentley, owns multiple multi-million-dollar homes, and we couldn't help but read into her gift purchase for Casper, the rebound stud, as in:
You're still just the help
In six months, my security won't let you near me
You don't marry your backup dancers, you bang them
Hurry back with my California Pizza Kitchen order
Yep, dude. You got the truck. Happy Birthday.
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