elliot-wolf - November 14, 2018
Wow, and they were calling black men super predators while white women committing white collar crime slipped through the cracks, completely unnoticed. I don’t think Tyrone is making Arnold Schwarzenegger shit his pants by being the bigger, more technologically advanced version of the Yautja race, but Becky may be the one to keep a close eye on should he ever hire her as a personal assistant. According to J.K. Rowling, that was her mistake. If rap taught everyone to never trust a big butt and a smile, Rowling is teaching us to never trust your finances in the hands of a cat lady with an Etsy account.
J.K. Rowling is not enjoying the change in seasons as she is still stuck in the summer of scam.
The BBC reported that the author is suing her former employee, Amanda Donaldson, whom she claims violated work protocol by making several unauthorized purchases using Rowling’s funds, amounting to about $31,000 in charges.
Donaldson worked as Rowling’s personal assistant between February 2014 and April 2017. She denies spending extra money on the writer’s business card, and additional accusations that she stole Harry Potter toys, according to legal papers filed with the Airdrie Sheriff Court.
Donaldson’s alleged purchases included thousands of dollars worth of luxury candles and Starbucks orders. She also allegedly spent about $1,600 on two cats.
Booked for buying too many pumpkin spice lattes on Rowling’s dime, the misjudgment of this muggle’s competence to commit crime and get away clean is strong. If convicted I expect the documentary titled Fantastic Pilferer: The Petty Crimes of Amanda Donaldson. J.K. is not just kidding when it comes to her money apparently. She’s a writer that really has the heart of a bookie. Not the obsessed with reading kind, but the kind that busts knee caps should she ever get a whiff of employee theft.
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