Izabel Goulart’s Extra Small Bikini Is The Perfect Lead-In To Your Weekend

Someone close to Izabel Goulart really needs to stage an intervention for her. The people that care about her need to let her know that it does not matter how small of a bikini she chooses to wear, it is still going to leave a tan lines. This is clearly a concept that she has not reconciled herself with.

In a vain attempt at getting the perfect all over tan while also not being nude, Izabel is only going to seek smaller and smaller swimsuits. With each bikini she is going to get her hopes up that it will be the one to finally give her the desired results, only to be once again disappointed. She will be like a junkie chasing the dragon, never actually attaining lasting satisfaction. And worse off she is going to make herself look ridiculous in the process.

She will continue to go to more extreme styles, allowing her pocketbook to be taken advantage of. She’ll spend thousands of dollars on a couple of bottle caps being held together by dental floss and she will think she is getting the deal of a lifetime. Someone needs to step in before it is too late.

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