It’s the David Patraeus TV Movie Casting Call!

We here at Egotastic! try not to get too involved in politics, or at least I don't, not since the D.C. Madam scandal made me a persona non grata in the D.C. area, but there's more intrigue, sex and scandal in this David Pataraeus story than an episode of Revenge. So much so that it feels less and less like a real story and more like one of those awesome movie of the weeks they used to have Friday night on network television back in the 90s, when you could count on there being five different actresses cast as Amy Fisher or Tonya Harding.

So we got to thinking about who we would want to see cast in the TV movie version of the David Patraeus scandal, or as we're calling it, Paula Broadwell: Military Cuts Are the Deepest, or possibly Patraeus: Betray Us for Love (we're having a focus group check out both). And the great thing about TV movie's is that you can't simply cast any A-lister you want. It should be the appropriate B or even C-list actor/actress to rise to the occcassion. So check out the gallery below to see who we would cast in our own movie version of the story coming to no theaters this fall.