It’s Okay to Virtually Undress Maria Menounos

Someday, in the scary future, the precogs and such will punish us for our thoughts, but, blessedly, we still live in an age where even the darkest of forces can still not breach a man's sacred tug vault. For now, on this day, I pour out some ounces of my breakfast Four Loko in honor of the freedom to virtually undress the ridiculously simply hot Maria Menounos backstage at the taping of her silly TV show. Oh, sure, someday, your libido will be bared like a video tape for a panel of judgmental brains-in-bubbly-jars to castigate you for your dirty thoughts, but, until that time, oops, there goes your top, Maria. Enjoy.