It’s Hard Being A Theme Park Princess (VIDEO)

I have always imagined that one of the crappiest jobs on Earth has to be playing a costumed character at a theme park. Especially those poor bastards in those full body suits dancing around in the Florida or California heat for snot-nosed kids. I don't know how more of them don't pass out. The one group of performers that have it a little better are the theme park princesses. These lovely ladies get a lot of attention from the crowds and, though they have to wear huge ball gowns in the heat, at least their heads aren't covered. When I was a boy and we would go to Disneyworld, I would always seek out the girl who played Snow White because she was seriously hot and looked just like the cartoon. One time when I was five she kissed me on the cheek and I passed out. True Story.

Fake Theme Park is pretty hilarious. It tells of the daily travails of running a crappy theme park. Follow Fake Theme Park here.