It’s ‘Grand Theft Auto Online’ Update Time Again

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chris-littlechild - June 4, 2016

   Ah, Grand Theft Auto Online. You charitable, charitable bastard. While the rest of the world’s game developers claw desperately, Smeagol-like, at our cashtacular, you don’t. While every other publisher drops the $50 season pass bomb, putting them up for pre-order before a game even hits, you don’t have time for any of that BS.  

Grand Theft Auto V’s online portion has been doing the rounds for some time now, and the regular free updates and content packs haven’t let up at all in that time. Sure, ancient-ass current gen consoles aren’t getting said DLC any more, but who’s counting?

We could be paying for all these, is where I’m going with this. Like we could be for overpriced cosmetic things like Street Fighter costumes. So when another update hits, we should really be assed about it. So check this out, Ego-friends.

On June 7, Further Adventures in Finance and Felony hits the game. We’re used to these content packs bringing us simple things like a couple new weapons and game modes, but this really is changing the game right here. Here’s Kotaku with the skinny:

'This newest expansion gives Grand Theft Auto Online a distinctly more business-like twist, enabling you to build an empire as a nefarious CEO. According to Rockstar, Finance and Felony lets you traffic illicit cargo and contraband, disrupt rival supply chains, open prestigious new offices, hire an assistant and, as the blurb puts it, "run the town, one hostile takeover at a time".

Does that sound like something you want a slice of? Check out the trailer before you decide.