Is This Post Just a Cheap Shameless Ploy to Show You Jessica Alba’s Butt?

Why, of course it is. Because we have about as much shame as we do self-control when it comes to bringing you the derrieres of some of our all-time favorite celebrites, uber-sextastics like Jessica Alba who can do no wrong in our eyes, even when overly dressed for our viewing pleasure. Hey, you never know when Jessica might have to bend down to tend to her shoes and provide a clear view of her still MILFtastic bottomside.

Look, Santa gives to those who give to others. And there's no way we're not showing you a little Alba butt this Yuletide season. Enjoy.