Is This Finally Proof Of Bigfoot’s Existence? No.

For centuries unwashed rednecks and crackpots have spent their lives looking for the illusive Bigfoot out in the wilds of America. Their photographic evidence is usually of the blurry kind shot through heavy brush. Whenever they can't get an actual picture of something strange they are not adverse to getting a buddy to dress up in an ape suit and lope around the woods. Take this picture taken by a retired electrician in Florida, ('natch), who took this crystal clear picture of a Bigfoot taking an afternoon bath in a swamp. This is his description of the event,

"I fish for gar in the river and I bring my camera to take pictures of the birds and what not. I heard a squishing sound, looked over and saw this thing walking through the water and crouch down in the duck weed. It did not look like a guy in a suit -- it was definitely an animal. I took this picture and got out of there as fast as I could."

I mean...this looks fake as F, amiright? The only thing I can think of is that this is what Bigfoot really looks like. That it actually resembles a dude in a rubber suit.