bill-swift - August 13, 2010
(Okay, this may not be true, but it is an ode to my beloved grocery store magazines.)
Rumors from Los Angeles suggest that famed glamor girl Kim Kardashian is madly jealous of little sister, Kendall Jenner, who Kim claims is 'creeping up on her like a show-stealing little tramp'. Speaking on conditions of anonymity, the family's former wrangler for Khloe Kardashian confirms that Kim Kardashian lives in utter fear of being replaced in the public spotlight someday by her little half-sister and has gone to such extreme measures as inflating the size of her butt implants beyond the manufacturer's guideline for safe use. According to friends of Kendall Jenner, the young up-and-coming model is completely unaware of this intra-Kardashian family feud and hardly notices the goings-on of her much shorter and weight-troubled older half-sisters.
Is Kim Kardashian's reign as supreme Kardashian coming to an end?
Is Kendall Jenner going to lock her evil older half-sisters up someday in an institution?