iPhone 5 Guarantees Us All Sorts of New, Awful Accessories

Well, it's here: The Apple iPhone 5. Among being thinner, faster and more durable, I hear that the ghost Steve Jobs also acts as the new voie of Siri. But say goodbye to Google Maps unfortunately, as the two companies legal imbroglio means that Apple has created its own map function on your phone.

The one thing you know about a new Apple upgrade is that along with its unveiling comes the unveiling of new apps and accessories. An entire industry exists around Apple products. Some of them are quite amazing (hello, Angry Birds) and others seem pretty unnecessary (um, hello, Compass). Everyone's looking to make their fortune with that next big app or attachable zoom lens or whatever.

So here are a few of the worst products created around Apple.