Insane Video Of Floor Collapsing Under Partying Clemson Students Goes Viral

As someone lacking self-respect and wanting to dabble in getting alcohol poisoning via butt chugging, I actually toured Clemson before choosing a college. But after much deliberation I settled on a half-week college set up inside a former Circuit City. And that $25 investment really paid off. Obviously. While there's nothing explicitly wrong with Clemson, and while the people injured in this video aren't really at fault, you can't help but feel that, had they died, the world wouldn't be vastly worse off. The vaping industry would. Profits of butt chugging-friendly Franzia would suffer. But the world as a whole. We'd survive.

The video of around thirty Clemson students plummeting through a floor at a communal space at an apartment complex following a football win was taken by someone who cares less about them than we do. And thank God, because if he put the phone down to call 911, we wouldn't have this much-needed chuckle on a Monday. Police reported no life-threatening injuries from the incident. Unfortunately. Kidding. America needs these big Clemson brains.

#BREAKING: Video after the #Clemson apartment clubhouse #collapse.
This was sent to us by Jay Chavis.
Dozens have been injured and taken to the hospital. pic.twitter.com/OIEYxRoXIf

— Dana Griffin (@DanaGriffinWYFF) October 21, 2018

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