Megan Fox in Lingerie is Fine By Me

11:08 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Megan Fox

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Megan Fox is annoying. She's also talentless, and I know a lot of you guys don't like it when I give her attention. But like I've said before, being hot trumps all that, and as you can plainly see in this Megan Fox lingerie picture, she is very, very hot. So what am I supposed to do? Not post the picture? No, I post the picture, but then make fun of her for having the same IQ and personality as the breast implants.

Link: Megan Fox in Lingerie is Fine By Me

Tricia Helfer Nude in Sante D'Orazio: Barely Private

01:34 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Tricia Helfer

Looking for a good book to read? But don't like the actually reading part? The you should definitely pick up the photo book Sante D'Orazio: Barely Private, which feature, among others, Tricia Helfer nude. Sante's actually kind of a douche (as you can see in that second picture), but he gets to take naked pictures of models and actresses, so I guess he's doing better than me. Seriously, though, Tricia Helfer naked.

Also featured are Eva Mendes in what might be see-through panties, and Pamela Anderson naked, but who the hell hasn't seen that already?

Buy Sante D'Orazio: Barely Private at Amazon today.

Link: Tricia Helfer Nude in Sante D'Orazio: Barely Private

That's a Big Award

12:10 PM, Filed under: Links

Taylor Swift won a lot of awards last night. (DListed)

Ashlee Simpson is back in black. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jessica Biel shows off her tasty legs. (Popoholic)

Why do they keep letting Lindsay Lohan into the club? (PopSugar)

Before and after: celebrity photo retouching. (CityRag)

How come Jessica Simpson doesn't look like this anymore? (CollegeHumor)

Link: That's a Big Award

Marisa Miller: Bikini Instructor

11:54 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

It's kind of strange to think that you have to teach girls how to stand there and look hot in a bikini, but that's just what happened on America's Next Top Model last week when Supermodel Marisa Miller was brought on to teach the short girls how to pose in a bikini. Because it is rocket science, after all. Not that I'm complaining. It's just that sometimes people in the fashion industry, and especially Tyra, take themselves way too fucking seriously. That being said, Marisa Miller in a bikini should always be taken seriously.

Watch the Video:

Marisa Miller Bikini Video from America's Next Top Model

Link: Marisa Miller: Bikini Instructor

Aubrey O'Day (Attention) Whores it Up in Maxim

11:15 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Aubrey O'Day

Aubrey O'Day is an annoying fame whore, and I hate annoying fame whores, but she's also pretty frickin' hot, so it kind of balances out. I also like how she embraces that other whore quality she has, by dressing in so very little for this photoshoot. Of course, I'm talking about her being an attention whore, which is slightly different than a fame whore, but you can't really be a fame whore without being an attention whore (though the reverse is possible). And technically, Aubrey O'Day is topless in the last picture, but seeing as how Maxim has been watering it down lately, the only thing big fake things of Aubrey's that you get to see are her lips.

Link: Aubrey O'Day (Attention) Whores it Up in Maxim

Rihanna Nipple Slip - Because She Always Does

12:06 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Rihanna

Rihanna loves showing off her tits. It's true. If you've seen any of her recent album covers, or any of her myriad nipple slips, it's clear. I mean, she never wears a bra. And why should she? Her breasts are spectacular. Anyway, last night Rihanna was wearing a white see-through dress, and you know what that means: Rihanna nipple slip! Sweet.

Link: Rihanna Nipple Slip - Because She Always Does

4 in 1

12:02 PM, Filed under: Links

That's a lotta Angelina. (PopSugar)

Not a good look for Kim Kardashian. (DListed)

Eliza Dushku's Dollhouose finally gets put out of its misery. (Pink is the New Blog)

How hot is Laura Vandervoort? So very hot. (Popoholic)

Tom Cruise is looking a bit taller. I wonder why... (CityRag)

What did Bill Murray really say to Scarlett Johansson? (CollegeHumor)

Lady Gaga has a new music video. I haven't seen it, but it's probably weird. (Popbytes)

Link: 4 in 1

Ashley Greene's Hot Maxim Cover

11:50 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Ashley Greene

Ashley Greene is on the cover of Maxim magazine again for their December 2009 issue. She was also in the December 2008 issue. I guess that's a little bit of a coincidence, or something, but I really bring it up because there are only two pictures of her new photoshoot out right now, and I needed to pad this post out a little bit. Good thing those pictures of Ashley from last year's issue are also really hot.

December 2009:

December 2008:

Link: Ashley Greene's Hot Maxim Cover

Shauna Sand Nipple Slip in Front of Her Kid

11:27 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Shauna Sand

I don't know where to begin describing what's wrong with these Shauna Sand nipple slip pictures. I guess the first thing is that every Shauna Sand nipple slip is absolutely disgusting, since her nipples are so clearly sewn on. And badly sewn on, too. How that guy could make a sex tape with her is behind me, as my dad would say. Then there's the fact that her daughter is in the car right next to her, having to experience the whole thing at point blank range. That can't be healthy. There's no way that kid is turning out okay. And its a real shame, but in all likelyhood, that stunning little girl will one day end up a mutilated, stripper-heel wearing fame whore, just like her mom. Won't that be nice.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com

Link: Shauna Sand Nipple Slip in Front of Her Kid

Hilary Duff Lesbian Kiss with Jessica Szohr from Gossip Girl

01:06 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Hilary Duff

I haven't watched Gossip Girl at all this season, because it was getting really annoying last season, but I think I may have to start watching again if this Hilary Duff lesbian kiss with Jessica Szohr (the most underrated hottie on the show) is any indication of the direction of the show. Supposedly the next episode gets even hotter, and with a teaser like this, they've got themselves at least one more viewer.

Watch the Video:

Hilary Duff Lesbian Kiss with Jessica Szohr from Gossip Girl Video

Link: Hilary Duff Lesbian Kiss with Jessica Szohr from Gossip Girl

Milking It

12:31 PM, Filed under: Links

Rihanna keeps pimping her new album talking about getting beat up. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a stripper. (Popoholic)

Amy Winehouse wants ass implants now. Oh yeah, she's not crazy at all. (DListed)

OMG! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart holding hands! (PopSugar)

Who's Samantha Ronson going to date next? (CityRag)

Once upon a time... Lindsay Lohan was hot. (CollegeHumor)

Link: Milking It

Alessandra Ambrosio and Beatriz Barros Bikini Pictures from GQ UK

11:22 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Alessandra Ambrosio

What's better than Brazilian Supermodels in bikinis? Not much. So it's pretty smart that GQ UK put these Alessandra Ambrosio and Beatriz Barros bikini pictures in the new issue. I was thinking I should really go to Brazil, seeing as how so many Supermodels come from there. But there's what, 10 - 15 Brazilian Supermodels, maybe a few more? And what, like 300 Million people in Brazil? They can't all be that hot, right? It's just a game of statistical probability. But then there's that chance that it really is a country of 300 Million Supermodels...

Link: Alessandra Ambrosio and Beatriz Barros Bikini Pictures from GQ UK

Christian Serratos Nude for PETA

10:52 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Christian Serratos

I'll perfectly honest, I have no idea who Christian Serratos is, but the press release I barely even read said she's from Twilight. Don't ask me if she's a Vampire or a Werewolf, because I have no clue. But I do know that Christian Serratos has a really nice ass! So thanks for teaching me that, PETA. But here's what I don't understand. She won't wear fur, but she has no problem playing a character who eats people. I guess it's okay to be cruel to people, just as long as you don't hurt the cute and fuzzy things, right? Seriously, though, nice ass!

Oh, and if you think this Christian Serratos nude picture is just a blatant publicity stunt to get attention for a completely unknown actress, well what do you think those Ashley Greene nude pictures were all about? It did work, though...

Link: Christian Serratos Nude for PETA

Eva Mendes Nipple Slip Pictures

11:57 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Eva Mendes

Eva Mendes was at the premiere of Bad Lieutenant last night, and the story isn't about what she brought, but rather, what she forgot to bring: Her bra. And thanks to that little oversight, we all just got a good sight, of her nipple that is! Nothing better than an Eva Mendes nipple slip to start off the week, I say. Well, yeah, there are better things, but this is pretty good too.

Photo credit: INF Photo / Splash News

Link: Eva Mendes Nipple Slip Pictures

Ass Battle!

11:21 AM, Filed under: Links

Mariah Carey and Kim Kardashian: Ass Battle! (CityRag)

Holy Emmanuelle Chriqui side boob, Batman! (Popoholic)

Australia hates Britney Spears. (DListed)

Madonna and Jesus visit Brazil. (Pink is the New Blog)

What do you think of Leighton Meester's music video? (PopSugar)

Meet Michelle. She's really hot. Like, really. (CollegeHumor)

Link: Ass Battle!