Katy Perry Looks Pretty Damn Hot in Vogue

Katy Cocktease is in the news today complaining about how Russell Brand was so super cold in breaking up their marriage. I'm supposing Russell probably has a different story to tell. I know with divorced couples it's like one of those TV cops show mysteries where two people who witnessed the same event saw two completely different things.

What remains more undeniable about our favorite (or most stressful) cocktease celebrity is that she shows up big for big events and pictorials. Including her current spread in the new edition of Vogue magazine, definitely rated PG, but still, the pop diva shows the tools of why she is of great interest to all of you in the first place. She's a very good looking woman. A very good looking woman who won't show us her hooters, to be precise. Alas. Enjoy.

Rich Actor James Franco Wants Your Money To Make a Movie Adaptation of the Book He Wrote

Apparently the the 10 other film projects* James Franco has been involved with this year have left him feeling unfulfilled, because now he is trying to make a series of films about a book of short stories he wrote called Palo Alto. But rather than get the project underway by spending some of his own personal fortune—which, thanks to all those movies he makes, is estimated to worth more than $20 million—James Franco would like you to foot the bill.

Well, not the whole bill. Just, you know, whatever you can pitch in.

Yes, James Franco is the latest Hollywood celebrity to turn to crowdfunding as a way to raise money to make a film that, in all likelihood, nobody wants to see. The plan is to have four "up-and-coming" filmmakers make three films based on the short stories in Palo Alto: Memoria, Killing Animals, and Yosemite. I don't know if two of the four filmmakers are going to have to fight each other to the death using broken pool cues, or whether two of them or going to have to collaborate, or what. But that's the deal. And apparently they will donate all of the proceeds, should there be any (there won't) to a charity that encourages actors and musicians to "donate their time and talent" to sick children.

Sound like a good idea? Then prove it. Go give James Franco your money.

*No, really, 10 films. They are As I Lay Dying, This Is the End, Kink, Oz: the Great and Powerful, Spring Breakers, Lovelace, The Garden of Last Days, Interior. Leather Bar., The Director, True Story, and Good People.

Mellisa Clarke Topless Pink Panties Hotness for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

 

I can imagine myself with Mellisa Clarke, anywhere, anytime, doing anything.

Of course, I do have some top ten type favorite scenarios involving furry costumes and boats lost at sea and such, but I really find this alt-brunette model so incredibly passion inducing, I could eat Ramen with her in a barf-covered living room and be truly happy. I know this because I've done the same with girls who do not compare to Mellisa in any way and was still reasonably content. But, Mellisa Clarke in her little pink panties and not much else, wow, I wouldn't even need the Ramen to make that a lifetime memorable moment.

On Ta-Ta-Tuesdays we like to celebrate the breast and brightest in our fair lands. Mellisa Clarke is not just a princess in these parts, she's the queen. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Nip Slip on Set of Photoshoot in The Big Apple

 

More than a nip slip really, a solid bit of melon exhibited by our heavily belusted hottie, Doutzen Kroes, when shooting out in New York City, and obviously wearing no bra.

Now, we hate bras more than any woman does, I assure you. So we were quite pleased at the sight of the teat of the most underrated of the Victoria's Secret angels. Doutzen Kroes deserves all the attention she gets, whether flashing or not. Though, flashing really is the preferred method, natch. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa and Kendra Wilkinson Go Battle Cleavage Decked Out for Party-Time

While Joanna Krupa is newly married to a nightclub investor (which doesn't sound shady at all) and Kendra Wilkinson is married to an ex-NFL player turned handbag holder, both wives love to get attention for their chestal regions, leading to a little cleave-off over this past weekend.

Joanna was at BOA Steakhouse celebrating with her newlywed husband and showing off her model body...


While Kendra was in Vegas at some club or another being paid to smile and pimp her wares to draw visitors into the establishment.

Two women, two separate purposes, two sets of very fine and full funbags. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Gets Her Boobs Bigger in Exclusive Video and Photos

Here's a hint as to Courtney Stodden and her new chest size: Double Dutch. Yep, bigguns her senior citizen husband can now attempt to manhandle in the bedroom after nap time. It's been well documented that Courtney was previously performing without any surgical enhancements, just pulleys and cables. Now, she has the real thing. Well, the real fake ones.

Check out the exclusive Courtney Stodden boob job surgery video and photos at our good and indecent friends at WWTDD.com

Photo credit: Coleman-Rayner

Helen Flanagan First Nipple Sighting? Hmm, These See-Through Lingerie Pics Need Some Inspecting

Oh, how Helen Flanagan, the full-bosomed cleavetastic British soap star has become a favorite of ours around here these past couple of years. But, as much as Helen shows, she is cautious to never reveal too much in her sextastic candids and posed photos. But in these newly released photos from our friends at Nuts magazine, we seem to see something anatomical on Helen we had really not seen before. As always, we shall let you be the judge.

In any and all circumstances, Helen Flanagan remains a cheeky gal with brilliant cheeks that we would love to have in our hot tub for a soak. And, by hot tub, I do mean a small pail of warm water station in the center of my boudoir to help heal the bruised and tired parts after epic minutes of making of the sexy time. My lust is short-lived, but powerful. Enjoy.

Join the Egotastic! dysfunctional family now!
X