Aaron Paul Is Putting on a ‘Breaking Bad’ Scavenger Hunt to Celebrate the Show’s Last Emmy Awards

If you're a Breaking Bad fan, on Monday you're going to want to call in sick at work and get yourself on out to Hollywood. Aaron Paul, a.k.a. Jessie Pinkman, is having a Breaking Bad scavenger hunt.

Of course, the show has been over for almost a year now, so it's not a promotion. Instead, Paul says he just wants to thank fans for helping make Breaking Bad—and in turn, him—such a huge success.

But why Monday? Because the 2014 Emmy Awards are on Monday. And even if you have already said goodbye to Walt, Jessie, and the gang, for the people who worked on the show for seven years, the Emmy's will be their last time all together in one room. So it's only natural that Paul would want to celebrate the show one more time.

Here is Paul's official announcement, which came via Instagram:

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't mind getting my hands on a Saul Goodman action figure, or maybe a painting of Walter White on black velvet.

[via Variety]

Evangeline Lilly’s New ‘Ant-Man’ Hairdo Certainly Won’t Quell Rumors that She’ll Eventually Become ‘The Wasp’

At Comic-Con 2014 it was officially announced that Evangeline Lilly would join the cast of Marvel's Ant-Man as Hope Pym, daughter of Hank Pym, who is being played by Michael Douglas. And that was nice. But since then there's been speculation-a-plenty that Lilly won't only be playing Hope Pym. With Marvel reportedly looking to diversify their stable of white male superheroes, a lot of people have been suggesting that Lilly might eventually become The Wasp.

Now, as you comic experts out there already know, Hope Pym was not The Wasp in the original comics. It was Janet van Dyne. However, The Wasp was one of the founding members of The Avengers and the partner of Hank Pym, so bringing this character into the mix just makes all kinds of sense. And it just so happens that Evangeline Lilly looks quite a bit like The Wasp comic nerds know and love.

Just take a look at her new Ant-Man hairdo:

See what I mean? Evangeline would make a perfect Wasp, and fanboys already love here. It's a match made in heaven.

[via Screen Rant]

Stacey Poole Topless Bath Time Fun

 

The sexy boobtastic beauty Stacey Poole went splishy splashy in a bathtub with her enormous jugs out. Sweet mother of crap, Stacey has a spectacular pair of ta-tas. Listen, I see a lot of boobs during the course of a given day. It's how I pay the bills. It's in the blood. My father was a breast doctor, no joke. So, I consider myself a bit of an expert. Stacey Poole's boobs are among the best I've ever seen. They are my kind of funbags. They are huge, shapely, and seemingly all natural. They are even sexier in these pics because she is in the bath. Is there anything hotter than a woman getting all wet and wild in a tub? I say that there is not. Not only are the topless pics sexy as hell, but her see through bathing suit all wet and whatnot...well, see for yourself.

My friends, it's posts like this that make this job so amazing.

Gilbert Gottfried Recites The Speech From “Independence Day”

Today We Declare Our Indpendence Day!

The greatest inspirational speech ever written is the St. Crispin's Day speech from Henry V by Willy Shakes. If you want to get pumped up to kill some Frenchies, look no further. The second greatest inspirational speech of all time is Bill Pullman's inspiring words before the final assault on the alien spaceship in Independence Day. This is not up for discussion. It is without a doubt a case. I've never fought off a horde of alien invaders and that speech gets me pumped up every time. If I have one quibble with it it's that Bill Pullman is not the greatest actor. I mean, he's OK but there are better actors. Namely, sir Gilbert Gottfried. In fact, I'm of the opinion that everything is made better with a little Gottfried.

Here he is dubbing the speech from Independence Day over Pullman. It made my day.

Paris Hilton White Hot Bikini in Ibiza

Socialite, DJ, and hottie Paris Hilton was steaming up the beaches in Ibiza in a tiny white bikini. Paris was probably there checking out the end of summer club scene. Paris likes to wear white bikinis, which is amazing. White tends to become transparent when it gets wet and that is always a good thing. But even if not, it looks amazing against her skin. Paris has one of the greatest racks of the last twenty years and she, luckily, loves to show it off. I remember when I first saw her funbags in a certain night vision video many years ago that I knew she was something special. Now, all this time later, I still believe that when it comes to millionaire heiresses with perfect ta-tas, Paris Hilton is in a category all her own.

She's also got quite a nice tuchus, as my old Jewish uncles would say. There are some nice shots of her booty in this batch. God bless the telephoto lens.

Iggy Azalea Shows Curves In A Tight Dress In Beverly Hills

Fancy singer Iggy Azalea flashed her famous curves in a skin tight dress at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. Iggy is a lovely girl, there's no doubt. She's got a pretty face and a nice rack. But it is her booty, sweet Jesus, her booty that makes a man want stare. You hear a lot about shapely bubble butts, however you rarely encounter one in the wild. Iggy has such a butt. If you were to take both of her cheeks and splice them one on top of another I am confident it would be a perfect circle. That's how amazing this girl's booty is. It helps that she likes to wear skin tight outfits that show off her amazing badonkadonk, (as no one says anymore). Iggy is no fool. She knows that one must play to one's assets, mustn't one? One must. She knows she's got a rendkulous butt.

What I do know is that I just want to nuzzle up to Iggy's booty and take a nap. But I don't because that's illegal...unless I get her permission...I think I'm going to start a letter writing campaign, "Help Jack snuggle up to Iggy's booty" fund.

Kendall Jenner Booty in Tights Leaving LAX

The lovely young spawn of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, Kendall Jenner, was seen leaving LAX in a pair of very revealing tights. She had no shorts or anything over them, just the tights. This showed off her truly outstanding booty in the hip hugging Spandex. Kendall comes from a long line of women with legendary booties, after all. I am of the opinion that her derriere is second only to Kim's award winning rump as far as hottness in that family. I know that's a bold statement but I stand by it. It's not as wide as Kim's backside but it has the nice bubble quality of the K butt. The tights also gave her a wee bit of the camel toe in the front. This is the danger of wearing tights in the summertime. They tend to cling. A lot. By danger, of course, I mean awesomeness.

She was also wearing a shirt with a satanic bunny rabbit on it. The less said about that the better.