Sara Sampaio Topless Sultry Dreams Comes True in Black and White

 

Sara Sampaio just happens to be the hottest thing to come out of Portugal since spice shellfish stew and only one of those do I want to cuddle up with in my Ikea bed after dark. Hint, not the stew. We've been yearning, longing, and outright fawning over Sara Sampaio since first we laid peeps upon the wicked hot sultry brunette. Now, she just got a little bit sultrier, by way of these topless crazy alluring shots in Russell James Angels book, which if you're not in line to buy, then what the heck do you spend your money on?

Sara is one of those girls that reminds me that just when you thought a sextastic model couldn't get any hotter, well, there's always a notch higher. There's always an 11 to climb to when the moment is just right. Sara Sampaio and that outstanding female form creates many right moments. I'd lay down the plastic sheeting in advance, just in case that moment strikes without warning. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Puts The Hot Concert Booty Into Canada’s We Day

We Day in Canada is described a a day for youth empowerment. I'm not so sure that's even such a good idea. I was once a youth and the last thing I needed was power. Sure, I wanted it, but looking back on it, had I not been a disenfranchised struggling powerless teen, I might have actually been dangerous. Nevertheless, if you're looking to feel youth empowered, you could do worse than checking out Jennifer Lopez and her crazy hot MILF booty on stage in Vancouver for a We Day concert. I don't know, I feel ten years younger already just seeing that perfected Latina flesh twisting and turning so effortlessly on stage. How many 40-something moms do you know who perform full squats in front of strangers? Names and phone numbers please.

Jennifer Lopez isn't getting old, she's just getting more savvy. Not many artists understand the true source of their popularity and are able to keep playing to it year after year to bring in ever renewed audiences and fans. Jennifer knows exactly the source of her income. She sits on it daily. Oh, that thumper. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bikinis, Courtney Stodden Barely Legals, Kelly Brook Bikinis Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Holy hot social media views, Batman. This week is beyond a bevy of the loveliest among us, well, the most sextastic among us at least, sharing photos of themselves online because they are quite certain the rest of us need our fix. And, we do. So this works out super well. What's sort of surprising is that the girls who were caught up in the hacker funbag scandal continue to post racy photos of themselves, almost as if the intense trauma of millions of men knowing you look absolutely crazy hot nekkid has passed, at least a little.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kelly Brook candidly hot in a bikini, Courtney Stodden barely covering her bare body and jugs, Aly Michalka natural bikini hotness, Crystal Hefner showing off her fine female form, both Kaili Thorne and Dani Thorne holding their own ta's on Instagram, Sarah Hyland swimsuit cleavetastic, Coco big booty asstastic, Emily Ratajkowski covering her own pears, Adrianne Curry turned around nekkid, and much much more. You owe it to hot female school teachers thinking about after school lessons with their teen students to check out each and every one of these ridiculously wicked social media shares. Enjoy.

Miss Butt Brazil Model Indianara Carvalho Rocks A Bikini

Brazilian Miss Butt Indianara Carvalho showed off her, well, butt in these bikini pics in Paris. It goes without saying that Indianara has an outstanding booty. When you consider how great the booties in Brazil are and then realize that she was democratically voted as having the best butt in Brazil, that's saying something. It is pretty incredible. While she's in Paris they should take a bronze of her butt and put it in the Louvre. She's also covered topless in a couple of the pics and she's got some extraordinary funbags. They are some of those big 'ol floppies that I greatly enjoy. I like a pair of boobs that can knock you unconscious. That's just me, though.

You've got to love the French. They just let this girl take her top off in the middle of the incredibly busy park in front of the Eiffel Tower. There were no half naked Brazilian chicks when I was there. Just fat German tourists. I always miss the good stuff.

Penelope Cruz, Paz Vega, Spanish Topless Hotties In El Especial Mr. Skin Playlist (VIDEO)

 

UPDATED: For all of you who complained because I was drinking too much in my pre-World Series ritual and effed up the links, here's the real links:

Check out the Penelope Cruz and Spanish Topless Hotties Video Playlist and 3-Days Free Trial membership in Mr. Skin.

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If you've known me for a week, let alone since the dawn of time, you know I love two things: my family and hot Iberian women. Even between those, there is one I can live without. Sorry, mom. But let's be realistic. Penelope Cruz and Paz Vega and their sextastic peers, that beats your Thanksgiving turkey.

Our friends at Mr. Skin are celebrating lovely Latin ladies and their fondness for Egotastic! Readers by offering you this must watch Spanish hotties video playlist along with a 3-Day Free Trial Membership to Mr. Skin. I dig the good folks at Mr. Skin. They have a deep understanding of all the things we love. They've got celebrity flesh up the wazoo.

Check out the Latinas. Check out Mr. Skin. Find yourself 19% more happy than you were before. That's an approximation, it could go as high as shit-eating grin status. Enjoy.

Kimberley Garner Leggy At The Myla 15th Anniversary Celebration In London

English hottie Kimberley Garner was showing off her lovely legs at the 15th anniversary Myla celebration in London. She had on a SHORT dress that barely went down to her mid-thigh. Kimberley has an outstanding pair of stems. They are long and lean and oh so satisfying. The dress was also see-through on the sides which gives us a peek-a-boo view of the tops of her thighs and hips, her g-string, just a hint of her booty cheeks. This makes me happy in my bathing suit area. Kimberley is well known in England for starring in a bunch of reality shows. I wonder if I can see them on BBC America or whatever so I can ogle her in the comfort of my own home.

It's an interesting thing about English ladies that they are either super hot like Kimberley or they look like Margaret Thatcher. Although, from what I hear, she knew how to party.

3 Keys, 1 Disk: That’s the KeyDisk 2

Turning your keys loose in your man bag is a recipe for disaster unless you don't mind having your phone, tablet, and other stuff all scratched up by the time you get home. So what's a guy to do? Well, get the Keydisk, for one. As its name implies, it's basically a disk that can hold up to nine keys. House keys, car keys, the key to your SO's flat... they'll lall fit into this super compact disk.

The hollowed out center makes picking out the right key a breeze.

Get It: $19