Sarah Hyland Now a Blonde Hollywood Minx

After finally removing her weak stalker boyfriend from her life, here's to hoping Modern Family sextastic minx Sarah Hyland evolves into the grown up sextastic woman that I have envisioned many times in my night sleep. A little blonde experiment for some nightclub hopping in Hollywood couldn't hurt. No, it couldn't hurt a bit.

Sarah was fairly easy to spot in her tight jeans and colored locks leaving the Warwick Night Club, trying to avoid the paparazzi without much success. Sarah doesn't go for much elaborate wardrobe, just some basic things to remind you that you wish she were you girlfriend. I've wanted her to hold that title since we saw her munching on Chick-Fil-A. Oh, dream girl. Blonde or brunette, I care not. Let's eat some grubby chicken sandwiches and make sweet love in the special sauce. I dare to believe. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger Cleavy In Orange In Beverly Hills

Hottie Nicole Scherzinger decided to let the girls out for some air in an orange dress in Beverly Hills. It looks like Nicole is on her way to some kind of business meeting. It's important in a negotiation to throw off your opponent. I challenge anyone of any sexual orientation to concentrate when looking at that deep cleav. Nicole obviously knows what she's doing. In my humble opinion, Nicole has some of the best knockers in the biz. I consider myself a bit of an expert on these matters since it's literally my job to talk about boobs all day. They are big and beautiful and don't appear to be subject to the laws of gravity. The dress also displayed her lovely long legs. I've been a fan of those as well since back in the day when she strutted around in her underwear with the Pussycat Dolls.

Those were the days. Back when women performers didn't put on airs and just went ahead and wore sexy bustiers on stage.

Claudia Romani’s Booty Cheeks Peek Out Under a Sexy Referee Costume

The ever sexy Claudia Romani looked particularly hot in a referee costume in a park in Miami. Something tells me that this outfit isn't regulation for refs. For one thing, there is a plunging neckline that shows off Claudia's amazing funbags. They are seriously a sight to behold. I'm sure they would be a huge distraction if she were really calling a game. But the real action takes place south of the border as she forgot to wear pants. Claudia's booty cheeks peek out from the bottom of the outfit. This is a very good thing. Claudia has a pretty incredible butt. It's nice and round but firm. We can't clearly see what's happening in the front but I bet you there is a nice view of her lady parts area.

Halloween is truly a magical time of year. It's the one day in which women can dress half naked with impunity and no one says anything.

Humpday Huzzah! Holly Gibbons White Lingerie Striptease Because It’s Simply Just Beautiful

 

Search the meaning of beauty and you'll find a million different answers. I don't recommend it, because it takes away time from Googling more important things like 'honey covered hineys' and such, but the point is, everybody has their own definition of beauty. For me, I'll take the classics. One fine blonde British girl with perky peaches stripping out of white lacy lingerie. Maybe you chose rainbows or the sounds of children laughing on the playground. To each their own. I do not regret Holly Gibbons and her sweet chest peaches in any way shape or kind. Especially that shape or kind bit.

On Wednesdays we celebrate the hump of the week as we do the precious lady lumps that make everyday worth ogling. We don't need elaborate staging or themes or even anything really other than lights, camera, and all the action of one tantalizing girl with bodacious ta-ta's peeling back her silky nothings. Ah, beauty. Huzzah!

Bella Thorne Getting Grown Up Treatment in Latina Magazine

I'm not sure Bella Thorne is any part Latina. I'm not sure much about her biography is entirely dependable other than she's the hit of the Thorne family that has been trying to break into Hollywood with numerous offspring now. I do know she's a fast rising star, television, movies, modeling, and now moving into more mature publications like Latina magazine where she's all made up and showing off her beauty.

The types of decisions that move teen starlet into adult actress and, naturally, some kind of fake singer for summer concerts, doesn't happen without careful consideration. These are literally million dollar decisions. Bella Thorne could become the next Hollywood ingenue, or end up ten years from now on a Where Are They Now segment. This is a dicey game. That's why I like to play Ferdinand and just sit under the cork tree and watch it all. Except for the bees, it's really the way to delight in this dance the best. Enjoy.

Fernanda Uesler Bikini Body Tight Tall and Tan Pefection

Well, hello there, Brazilian hottie model splashing about Miami beach as if the ocean spray might just be groping you indecently, that lucky bastard. Fernanda Uesler forever looks beach ready and body perfect. The tall lean and tight bodied model reminds me of a mix between a beach volleyball player and the girl who used to run the Sno-Cone stand at the park when I was a little Egotastic and just beginning to understand the wonders of peeking down her top as she leaned in to scoop. I typically ordered far more than I could afford just for that affect.

Fernanda, your strut, your body, your everything is just absolutely beach sextastic. I wouldn't change a thing, other than to perhaps change the sky to my bedroom ceiling, lower the lights, and whisper to you in Portuguese something that translates roughly to, 'and now the butter too is made happy'. Enjoy.

Weird Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Vibrating Panties With Wireless Remote Control

You know when you come home late from work after a long hard day and you just want to relax at home. You slip out of your work clothes and slip on a pair of vibrating panties. Then you power up the remote control, because manually operating underwear is for suckers, and you turn it to 11. No? You don't know what that's like? Well, then obviously you don't own a pair of Vibrating Panties with Wireless Remote Control. Lucky for you they are available here on Groupon. The product description says,

"Low-rise thong’s hidden, whisper-quiet micro bullet discreetly stimulates wearers with 20 pulsation patterns, such as flutter and throb."

My question is whether or not you need 20 different pulsation patterns. Who has time to go through that many permutations of vibration to find one you like? I also think it's a bad idea to have this underwear on and leave the remote laying around. Then your roommate comes home and goes to turn on Glee or whatever and ZAP right to the crotch. Think people.